The Glass Sword (sannask) wrote in hellcon,
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LJ will hate this post.

yet another chatscript from irc. /nicking is far too much fun ^___^

ok so. Pasta came in, asked what the point was. we said, "it's like the aim chat, except you can change your name!"
and to display, i became... the Government. And went hunting for Superman's pants. Because I EAT Superman's pants.
For breakfast.
Anyway, suddenly I looked over and... I had a lackey! And that's more or less (slightly less, actually) where this started.


< Government_Lackey> we've been trying to get an upgrade, but it's slow in being approved. Security and all.
< Government> well, that explains a lot... we need a payraise!
< Timothy> ((No, I meant in the chat, but now I know it's Jiah))
< Georik> ((Oh.))
* Government_Lackey studies GPS for superman
* Government searches for Security so she can eat HIS pants
*** Reno is now known as Edward_Elric
< Government_Lackey> handy that we planted a tracking device on him.
< Timothy> ((Are they together :O?))
< Georik> Draw some more hot water, please.
*** Hellcon_01 has joined #hellcon
< Georik> ((Naw))
*** Tifa_ is now known as Armony
* Armony is dead whoo
< Edward_Elric> ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~!!!1ONE
< Georik> ((It's not a shouta game))
< Government> X D
< Timothy> ((Aw D: Well, Timothy can fix that))
*** Government_Lackey is now known as GPS
< Timothy> ((Oh, Timothy is a little boy?))
< GPS> BEEP!!!!
< Georik> ((Uhhm))
*** GPS is now known as Government_Lackey
< Georik> ((His body is like, 14))
< Armony> btw hello hellcon_01. XD
< Edward_Elric> DID I HEAR THE WORD LITTLE?
< Timothy> ((ah)
< Armony> Ed, YOU'RE SHORT XO
< Edward_Elric> O-O
< Government_Lackey> SIR! we've found him in the men's locker room at the Metropolis 24 Hour Fitness!
< Georik> ((He himself is over 1000 years old, though))
< Timothy> YEAH SHORTY
< Armony> >D
< Armony> SHORTY THE ALCHEMIST
< Timothy> ((well if he's that old on the /inside/...))
< Georik> TIMOTHY ATTEND TO MY RAVEN LOCKS.
< Edward_Elric> WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN FALL THROUGH THE CRACKS OF THE EARTH AND BE EATEN BY ANTS!!?? D<
*** Hellcon_01 has quit (Quit: Hellcon_01)
* Timothy starts to wash Georik's hair
< Armony> ...You. :D
< Georik> ((Poor Taisa. She's on 56k again))
< Edward_Elric> ....
< Timothy> You have such nice hair, Sir ;D
< Government_Lackey> ((oh there shall be edward jokes in our Der Cosplay skit. yes there will be))
* Edward_Elric transmutes Armony into a tree
< Georik> Why, thank you. Use the lavender soap instead of the honey, would you?
* Government_Lackey waits to show govt. the findings
< Armony> ....BASTARD GET BACK HERE >OO
< Timothy> Anything you want.
< Government> mens locker room?
< Government> oh dear.
< Georik> ((OH CHELS Lemme show you a picture :D))
* Armony emos
< Edward_Elric> Damn..now if only that Colonel was here with his gloves...
< Government> i'm a girl. i can't go in there X D
< Government_Lackey> yessir. Apparently he exercises
* Timothy washes the honey away and begins with the lavender soap
< Timothy> ((Oooh, yay :D))
< Government_Lackey> Well. I'm a Lackey. we can get in anywhere.
< Armony> ;_ c'mon Ed, no fair...
< Government> well that's useful!
< Government_Lackey> that's my job.
< Government> LACKEY! TO THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM!
< Edward_Elric> Oh well 8D
< Armony> .....Get me down please?
*** Fuzz has joined #hellcon
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Fuzz
*** ChanServ sets mode +q on Fuzz
* Government points like Phoenix
< Armony> Pleeeaaase?
* Government_Lackey puts on sheet!cape
< Edward_Elric> I'll think about it... -.-
< Government_Lackey> MEN'S LOCKER ROOM AWAY!!!
*** Fuzz is now known as FBI
*** FBI is now known as MIB
< Armony> Will you do it in exchange for sexual favors? (ripped off f_w again XD)
< Edward_Elric> .....no....
< Armony> ...T_T
* Government_Lackey enters the men's locker room
* MIB goes around chasing strange thing and people
< Government_Lackey> suuuuuupermaaaaaaan....
< Armony> Pleasepleasepleaase?
< Government_Lackey> where aaaaaare you?
< Georik> Timothy, go ready my blood-drawing equipment in teh cller while I dress.
< Government> (( X D D D D D ))
< Georik> cellar^
< Edward_Elric> Only if you promise me no more short jokes
< Government_Lackey> hm
< Armony> Ok!
< Government> is he not responding?
* Government_Lackey calls Government on tiny wrist phone
< Government_Lackey> no sir. he's not
< Government_Lackey> and I love this phone
* Government frowns
* Edward_Elric transmutes Armony back to normal
* Government grins.
< Armony> Yay!
< Government_Lackey> in fact...I can't seem to find him anywhere
* Armony hugs Edward_elric
* Government_Lackey scours locker room
< Edward_Elric> ARGH GET OFF MEEEE
< Government> the money we saved by not upgrading from win95 bought that phone!
< Government_Lackey> no. really. it's gross in here.
< Government> : [
< Armony> ... ;;
* Government_Lackey uses brillo pad
* MIB infiltrates Government
* Armony gets off
< Government> EEP
* Edward_Elric tosses Armony off a cliff
< Government> STOP VIOLATING ME
< MIB> <<
< MIB> >>
< Government_Lackey> sir? SIR!? what's wrong!?
< MIB> I am many people
< Government> MIB is trying to infiltrate me!
< MIB> We all wear black
* Armony grabs onto edge of cliff and climbs up
< Government_Lackey> OH NOES!
< MIB> It is our duty to infiltrate things
< Edward_Elric> NOW WHERE IS MY BROTHAAAAAARRR!!! D=
* Armony tackles Edward_Elric
< Government> ... i vote that Al is hanging out with Superman
< Armony> >O
* Edward_Elric ducks
< Government> and obviously neither of them are in the Men's Locker Room
< Government_Lackey> hmmm...that could be true
< Edward_Elric> O-O Superman???
< Armony> ...SHORTY.
* Armony tackle again
* Government_Lackey teleports to Government's location
< Edward_Elric> Who or what's a superman??
< Government> like you, only taller.
< Edward_Elric> ....
< Government> (( X D D D D ))
< Government_Lackey> ohhhh SNAP!
< Armony> Can Superman kill Edward? :D
* MIB sneak around
< Government_Lackey> I also provide the "oh snap" service, sir.
* Government nods
< Government_Lackey>
< Government> good job, lackey
* Edward_Elric transmutes the goverment into a bed of daisies
< Government_Lackey> thank you, sir.
< Government> ooh, daisies!
* Government_Lackey picks a daisy
< Armony> ....Edward_elric has PMS.
* Government admires the bed of daisies
< Armony> :D
* Edward_Elric cuts daises
< MIB> ...MPMS
* Government_Lackey sniffs the flower and realizes it's the Boss
< Edward_Elric> Uh....you guys ARE the daisies
< Armony> MPMS.
< Government_Lackey> oh. crap
< Government> aw, now you've ruined my office
*** Armony is now known as Jesus_
* Jesus_ smites Edward_Elric
* Superman sneeks through the back allies
* Edward_Elric lives 8D
*** Government_Lackey is now known as GPS
*** MIB is now known as Jesus_Jr
< GPS> BEEP! BEEP!!!!!!
* Government gasps
*** GPS is now known as Government_Lackey
< Government_Lackey> OMG SIR! SUPERMAN!
< Superman> T____T Batman?
< Government_Lackey> He's on the move!
< Government> gasp!
< Government> we must find him!
< Edward_Elric> OMG SUPERMAN!! WHERE IS MY BROTHER!!???
* Superman wanders through the streets
* Government hops out of the razored bed of daisies
< Superman> BATMAN?!
< Jesus_> DUDE I SMOTE YOU EDWARD
* Jesus_ smites Edward again
< Jesus_Jr> Hm
* Jesus_Jr helps
* Government runs through the streets in pursuit of either Superman or her Lackey
< Jesus_> ........
< Superman> um.. do I know you, Little boy?
< Edward_Elric> no...not Batman...my brother Alphonse --
< Edward_Elric> ....LITTLE?
< Government_Lackey> Sir. might I suggest we take the Checks-and-Balances-mobile!
< Jesus_Jr> >>
< Jesus_Jr> <<
< Government_Lackey> it's faster!
< Jesus_> .............
* Superman towers over Ed
* Jesus_Jr flaunts the powers of the shorty Jesus
* Jesus_ smites Ed for the millionth freaking time.
*** Jesus_Jr is now known as Robot_Pope
* Government hops into the Checks and Balances Mobile
< Robot_Pope> There
* Government_Lackey pulls up alongside the Boss in the Checks-and-Balances-Mobile
< Robot_Pope> That's probably more accurate :3
* Government_Lackey types too slow...
< Edward_Elric> WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO LITTLE THAT IF HE JUMPED OFF THE CURB HE'D COMMIT SUICIDE???
* Government_Lackey revs the engine
< Superman> ...um...
< Robot_Pope> You. Shall. Succumb. To. Jesus.
< Jesus_> ........................DO IT THEN.
< Government_Lackey> TO THE MAN OF STEEL!
* Government_Lackey guns it
< Government> yosh!
< Government> WHEE!
* Edward_Elric blasts Superman away with the power of supersonic ranting
* Robot_Pope chases
< Superman> well little boy, if you son't know where Batman is then I'll have to take my leave
* Government_Lackey mutters under breath
< Edward_Elric> NO!! WAIT!!
* Superman blown away
* Robot_Pope gains
*** Jesus_ is now known as Edisawanker
< Edisawanker> :D
< Government_Lackey> don't fly away don't fly away
< Edward_Elric> TELL ME WHERE ALPHONSE IS!!!! T-T
< Robot_Pope> xD
* Superman flies back
*** Edisawanker is now known as Alphonse
< Alphonse> .........................Wanket.
< Alphonse> ...Wanker.
* Robot_Pope Pizzad_Alphonse
< Edward_Elric> 8D ALPHONSE!!!
*** Robot_Pope is now known as Pizzad|Alphonse
< Alphonse> NII-SAN, YOU'RE A WANKER.
* Alphonse shoots
* Edward_Elric glomphuggles Alphonse
* Pizzad|Alphonse lies in bed smokiing a ciggarette
< Superman> CHILDREN! It's far too late for such young'uns to be wandering the streets
< Superman> where is your home? I'll fly you there in a jiffy
* Government_Lackey pulls up alongside Superman
* Government points at Superman
* Superman looks to the left
< Government> Superman!
< Government> we have found you!
< Edward_Elric> WANKER?? WHO ARE YA CALLIN A WANKER!!? I'VE BEEN LOOKIING ALL OVER FOR YOU D<
< Government_Lackey> WE FOUND HIM, SIR!
*** Pizzad|Alphonse is now known as UFO
< Superman> can I help you s- THE GOVERNMENT!
< Government> hop in, and we'll drive you off, or something
* Superman FLIES AWAY
* UFO abducts cows
< Edward_Elric> WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
< Government_Lackey> NO!
< Government> 'cause at this rate, we'll both be late and i'd rather be late than sitting here WAIT HE FLEW AWAY
< Alphonse> I'VE BEEN HIDING IN THE BUSHES ND YOU'VE BEEN FAPPING YOUR EGO >O
* Government_Lackey headsteeringwheels
* UFO abducts Alphonse
< Government> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
< Edward_Elric> ...you couldve told me >>
< Alphonse> ...what the...
< Government_Lackey> if only I could fly
< Edward_Elric> NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
< Government> suuuuuuuuuu perrrrrrr maaaaaaaaaaaan
* UFO abducts Goverment Lackey
* Alphonse eats the UFO
* Government gasps
< Government> my Lackey!
< Alphonse> Bitch, pwnt.
< Edward_Elric> O-O
*** UFO is now known as Scrap_Metal
* Scrap_Metal rusts
* Superman speeds away from The Government
< Edward_Elric> I THOUGHT A SUIT OF ARMOR CANT EAT D<
< Government> wait. superman has al, and al at the ufo that took my lackey
< Alphonse> Now, back to you, Ed. WANKER.
< Government> so that means
*** Government_Lackey is now known as Abducted_Government_Lackey
*** Scrap_Metal is now known as Gir
*** Georik is now known as Jiah
< Abducted_Government_Lackey> O.O
< Jiah> You're a gay robot?
< Gir> Time to sing the doom song now!
< Alphonse> I'm not a gay robot T_T
< Government> ( X D D D D)
*** Alphonse is now known as Kittens
< Gir> Doom Doom DOom!
* Kittens die because Alphonse was called Robot
*** Abducted_Government_Lackey is now known as gay_robot
< Gir> Doom doomy doomy doom!
< gay_robot> I take that remark offensively
*** Kittens is now known as Armony
< Edward_Elric> Aw screw this, I'm outta here....wait
< Gir> Wee! Robot! Doom!
< Armony> This guy are sick.
*** Jiah is now known as Roy_Mustang
< Gir> TACO!
* Edward_Elric bitchslaps Gir
< Government> what? you're just abandoning your brother? AND MY LACKEY?
* Gir eats Ed
< Roy_Mustang> Running away, Fullemtal?
< Gir> <,,
< Gir> MM
* gay_robot gets killed by GIR's roboto love
< Gir> Good Taco
< Edward_Elric> What the...HEY!
< Gir> Tasty Taco
< Gir> Even if shaped wrong
< Armony> ...XDDD YAY GIR
< Edward_Elric> BASTARD COLONEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
* Roy_Mustang smirks
< Government> shrimp taco?
*** gay_robot is now known as CAAAAAAAAAAKE
< Roy_Mustang> Checking up on you, of course
* Armony kicks Ed in the nuts
< Gir> Shrimp Taco indeed :3333
< CAAAAAAAAAAKE> love me.
< Edward_Elric> O-O
* Government lurves the CAAKE
< Gir> CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
* Gir eats cake
< Government> CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
< Superman> OO! I love cake!
< Edward_Elric> OWWWWWWW!!!
< Roy_Mustang> It wouldn't look very good for the military if you failed another mission, now would it?
< Gir> ALLMOST TACO!
* Edward_Elric rolls around the floor in pain
* CAAAAAAAAAAKE is eaten and dies a chocolatey death
< Government> mmm chocolate cake
< Edward_Elric> STFU BITCH!! D<
< Roy_Mustang> Look, you're already getting beaten by some green dog
* Superman mourns Cake
* Gir dances around singing the doom song
< Roy_Mustang> How sad, I would've expected something more showy from you
* Edward_Elric transmutes arms into a blade and runs after Mustang
< Government> (( somebody's logging this, right? ))
< Gir> ((HELL YES I AM))
< CAAAAAAAAAAKE> ((how does one do that?
< CAAAAAAAAAAKE> ))
* Roy_Mustang snaps the ground infront of Ed
< CAAAAAAAAAAKE> ((oh. good then))
< Edward_Elric> O.O
< Government> (( if you have a non-java client, you can turn on logging ))
* Superman mopes around
< Roy_Mustang> ((afk))
* Edward_Elric transmutes fire into air
* Gir goes up to Superman
< Gir> Nice man have Taco?
< Gir> Tacooooo~
* Gir tilts head
*** CAAAAAAAAAAKE is now known as Moose
< Superman> I can get you a taco, little boy!
< Gir> taco?
* Superman speeds to Mexico
< Gir> Tacooooooooooooo?
< Timothy> Alright, so what's going on?
< Edward_Elric> Muahahah >D
* Superman buys a taco
< Timothy> I leave for five minutes and I'm lost
*** Government is now known as Wolverine
* Superman flies back to Gir
< Armony> Hey, Roy? Wanna team up against Ed? :D
* Moose squeaks over to GIR and pokes
< Wolverine> o! the moose has my scent!
< Gir> ....where he go? Tacoooo?
< Superman> HERE YOU ARE, son
< Gir> TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* Superman gives GIR a taco
< Timothy> TACO
< Edward_Elric> no no no!! DONT YOU DARE TEAM UP WITH HER!!!
* Gir eats said Taco
*** Wolverine is now known as Government
< Gir> MMmm
< Gir> Thank you
* Moose smells wolverine and then doesn't
*** Timothy is now known as Chels
* Gir speeds away
< Edward_Elric> SHES VILE AND EVIL AND UGLYA ND ANNOYING AND CANT PERFORM ALCHEMY D<
* Moose gets very confused
< Armony> .....YOU'RE THE WANKER HERE.
* Gir goes up to Ed
< Gir> Nice man have Taco?
*** Moose is now known as Krypto
< Edward_Elric> Whatever..you still cant perform alchemy 8D
< Gir> Gir want big taco
* Krypto flies to superman
< Krypto> WOOF
< Gir> So...
< Gir> Taco?
< Edward_Elric> So youre useless 8D
< Armony> You're useless!
< Krypto> WOOF WOOF
*** Chels is now known as Spiderman
< Armony> You can't do anything but yell if you're insulted!
< Gir> TACO!
< Krypto> WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF
< Edward_Elric> How am I useless!? I can perform alchemy BITCH D<
* Gir bits Ed's hand
< Gir> TACO
< Armony> BUT YOU ALSO HAVE RAGING PMS!
* Krypto is saved by Fueryly
< Edward_Elric> I'M THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, BITCH!! D<
< Krypto> WTF
*** Roy_Mustang is now known as Jiah
* Gir sees Blood dripping from Ed's Pants
* Gir runs away
< Superman> KRYPTO!
< Edward_Elric> ......PMS? o.o
< Armony> .....Yes.
* Superman huggles Krypto
* Gir God_Of_Computers
< Edward_Elric> THATS NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! I'M A GUY!!
*** Gir is now known as God_Of_Stuff
< Armony> MEN CAN PMS TOO
* Krypto is huggled and licks Superman's face
< God_Of_Stuff> ...YES IT IS
*** God_Of_Stuff is now known as DEATH
< DEATH> EVEN I CAN HAVE PMS
< Edward_Elric> ....I give up... >>
< DEATH> AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SEX
< Armony> ...pwnt.
*** Jiah is now known as The_Luggage
*** Government is now known as Delirium
< Superman> ^_______^ Let's play fetch, boy!
*** DEATH is now known as Rincewind
< Delirium> i'm a girl tho!
< Delirium> i'm NUTS
* Superman throws a stick
* Rincewind opens the Luggage
< Rincewind> Lessee...
< Edward_Elric> what the...Hey!! I still didnt kick the Colonel's ass! Where did he go? D=
*** Armony is now known as Sephiroth
* The_Luggage wiggles
< Rincewind> Clean underwear, money...
*** Sephiroth is now known as Sephiroth_
< Rincewind> ....Booze and Food
< Sephiroth_> ...Bwahhaha.
*** Krypto is now known as Sora
* Rincewind takes booze and food and proceeds to get drunk
*** Rincewind is now known as Cloud
*** Edward_Elric is now known as Axel
< Sephiroth_> I KEEL YOU ALL
*** Cloud is now known as Cloud_
< Sephiroth_> >D BOOYAH
*** Sora is now known as Sora_Loves_His_Keyblade
< Cloud_> SEPHIROTH MY GAY LOVER!
< Cloud_> COME TO ME!
* Delirium snirks
< Sephiroth_> Ah fuck.
* Cloud_ chases Sephiroth
< Axel> ROXAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
* The_Luggage opens and closes it's lid hungrily
* Sephiroth_ runs like hell
< Delirium> INCEST AAAACK
*** Sephiroth_ is now known as Tifa_
< Spiderman> Aw man, I'm 63% stupid D:
* Sora_Loves_His_Keyblade runs from Axel
< Tifa_> ....o__o
*** Cloud_ is now known as Reno
* Axel goes into an emo corner
< Tifa_> Reno's not in KH.
< Reno> (To Tifa) Hello
*** Sora_Loves_His_Keyblade is now known as Sora__
< Spiderman> >.>
< Reno> ....DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
< Tifa_> You stupid.
< Tifa_> YES.
< Tifa_> >O
< Reno> <<
*** Spiderman is now known as Kadaj
< Reno> >>
< Axel> I want Roxas D=
< Reno> Neither is Kadaj
< Reno> I think
< Tifa_> ....Ok, Christ in a handbasket.
* Sora__ runs into dark portal from nowhere and appears in front of Axel
< Tifa_> O NOES IT'S KADAJ
< Sora__> what the crap?
< Kadaj> XD
< Reno> Yeah
< Reno> Apparently Sora has somehow ended up in Advend Children
< Axel> WTF
< Sora__> ((what if spiderman WAS kadaj?))
< Tifa_> ......And Axel?
< Reno> ....He'd be on acid?
< Axel> Whos Kadaj and whos Reno?? AND WHY DOES RENO LOOK LIKE ME???
* Sora__ stares
< Tifa_> Wait a sec...
< Sora__> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
< Kadaj> MOOOOOTTHEEERRR ;___;!!!
* Sora__ hugs keyblade tight
< Axel> I'm Axel 8D
* Reno stares at Cloud who is STILL chasing his gay lover Sephiroth
< Axel> A-X-E-L
< Axel> GOT IT MEMORIZED?????
< Tifa_> If we have Axel and Reno in the same place, won't one of them like, explode or something? This has to be a paradox of sorts.
* Superman pats Jadaj
< Reno> Name is Reno. Easy enough.
< Superman> Kadaj*
< Reno> ....Does it really matter?
* Axel wants you to know if you got it memorized
< Tifa_> AXEL, YOUR WORK IS CRAP.
< Reno> We're warping reality as it is
< Superman> T__T I LOVE MY MOTHER TOO
* Sora__ has it memorized
* Reno goes off to Booze
< Kadaj> MY MOTHER IS BETTER, BITCH >O
*** The_Luggage is now known as Riku
*** Reno is now known as The_Mother
< Superman> :O
< Riku> EMO EMO ANGST
< Superman> you... you..
< Kadaj> OMG MOTHER
* The_Mother sits there. Dead.
< Superman> ........
< Kadaj> ............
< Kadaj> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
< Superman> HOW DARE YOU!?
< The_Mother> *In a box
* Kadaj goes to emo in the corner
< Tifa_> DO NOT WANT. :O
< Superman> MY MOTHER IS A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINT!!!
* Axel burns you all to bits 8D
* Superman kills Kadaj with LAZEREYES
*** Axel is now known as MANSEX
< Kadaj> MY MOTHER IS GOOP IN A BOX
< Tifa_> ....
* The_Mother knocks at the sides of the box
< Tifa_> MANSEX.
< The_Mother> Kadaj
*** Sora__ is now known as Supes_Mother
< The_Mother> Stop being a bad boy
< The_Mother> Let me out dammit!
< The_Mother> >O
< Superman> ::LAZEREYES::
< Supes_Mother> I'm DEAD!
< MANSEX> I WILL KILL YOU ALL >D
< Kadaj> ..Mo--Mothers...?
*** Riku is now known as Loz
< Kadaj> *Mother
< Supes_Mother> I was on Krypton asshat
* Loz CRIED
< Tifa_> Oh, shit. not Loz again. ><
* Loz criiiies
*** The_Mother is now known as Kefka_
* Superman CLINGS TO MOTHER
< Kefka_> COMPLETELY WRONG FF GAME ATTACK!
< Tifa_> ...XD
* Kadaj hugs the crap out of mother-in-abox
*** MANSEX is now known as Yazoo
* Kefka_ burns the world and rules over the remains
* Loz joins Kadaj
< Tifa_> The whole boy band is here.
< Yazoo> Dont cry Loz
*** Supes_Mother is now known as world
< world> um. OW MUCH?
< Loz> But Mother is goop ;-;
* Kefka_ does the evil clown laugh
< world> Bad Kefka! no Cookie!
< Kadaj> ;__;
< Yazoo> YOUR MOM'S A WHORE
* Kefka_ builds tower
< Loz> CAN I HAVE A CANDY APPLE?!
* Kefka_ rules the world
* Kadaj poors the mother!goop in a mother shape comtainer
* world shakes tectonic plate at Kefka
* Kefka_ throws light of judgment at the world
*** world is now known as The_World
* The_World dies and explodes
< Kefka_> mmmm Twinkiws
*** Yazoo is now known as Tamaki_Suoh
< Kefka_> ...or maybe even twinkies...
*** Kefka_ is now known as Harry
< Tifa_> I GOT A COMMENT ALREADY :D
< Harry> WHERE IS MY WAND!?
< Tamaki_Suoh> What the-? WHERE AM I?? WHAT AM I DOING HERE??? HARU-HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*** Loz is now known as Haruhi
< Tamaki_Suoh> DADDY IS CONFUSED!!!
< Haruhi> Calm down, Tamaki-sempai
* Superman worries about Seamus
< Tamaki_Suoh> HARUHI!!!
< Haruhi> Getting all ecited isn't going to help anything
*** The_World is now known as Cerberus
* Tamaki_Suoh glomps Haruhi
< Haruhi> >.>
* Cerberus drools on Harry
< Tamaki_Suoh> Youre so cute when you look annoyed ^-^
* Harry wipes drool.
< Harry> EW
< Haruhi> Pet off me
< Haruhi> Get off me^
< Tamaki_Suoh> Awww D=
* Cerberus jumps on Harry and Barks happily
< Kadaj> when did we switch to this famdom?
< Haruhi> ((speaking of which... *WATCHES OURAN 16*)
< Haruhi> )
< Harry> This is allmost worse than what those people who pair me off with Draco make me do
* Harry has a very sore rectrum
< Tamaki_Suoh> Well at least those horrible Twins arent here >D
*** Harry is now known as Fangrils
* Fangrils squee!
< Cerberus> ((9hours til this puppy has Ouran and 31 til she has Eyeshield!!))
< Tamaki_Suoh> which means...*gasp*...me..and Haruhi...TOGETHER???
< Tamaki_Suoh> ALONE??
*** Fangrils is now known as RABID_Fangirls
< Haruhi> ((Dude where'd my episode go))
* Tamaki_Suoh has an Inner Mind Theater vision
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< Tamaki_Suoh> HARUHII~~!! DADDY WANTS TO SEE YOU IN YOUR PINK DRESS!!! D=
< Haruhi> YOU CAN FORGET IT!
< Tamaki_Suoh> BUT YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN IT!!!!
*** RABID_Fangirls is now known as Only_Semi_Sane_person_here
*** Anon1837 is now known as The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink
< Only_Semi_Sane_person_here> Hello
< Tamaki_Suoh> PWEEEEESEEEE?
< Only_Semi_Sane_person_here> We have insanity
< Haruhi> Over my dead body
* Tamaki_Suoh gives puppy-dog eyes
* The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink glorps up Haruhi's leg
< Haruhi> . . .
< Tamaki_Suoh> O-O
< Tamaki_Suoh> HEY!!! DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!!!! D<
< The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink> blurble
* Tamaki_Suoh bitchsmacks the stuff from under the sink
* The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink jumps to Tamaki's face
< Haruhi> . . .
< Tamaki_Suoh> O_O
< Tamaki_Suoh> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*** Only_Semi_Sane_person_here is now known as Trekkie_Monster
< Haruhi> Ah! Tamaki-sempai!
< Trekkie_Monster> THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
< Trekkie_Monster> THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
< Tamaki_Suoh> GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!
* Haruhi grabs the stuff and tries to pry it off Tamaki's face
< Trekkie_Monster> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK FOR PORN PORN PORN
* The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink flies and squelches into the wall
* Haruhi breathes
< The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink> blurb....
< Haruhi> There, it's off
< Tamaki_Suoh> HARUHII!!! ARE YOU OKAY??? T-T
* The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink burns a hole in the floor and vanishes
*** The_Stuff_from_under_the_sink is now known as Kate_Monster
< Haruhi> I'm fine, but I should be askign you that. I didn't have it on my face
< Kate_Monster> TREKKIE!
< Tamaki_Suoh> DADDY WAS SO SCARED!!! WEH!!
< Trekkie_Monster> Hello Kate Monster
* Tamaki_Suoh huggleglomps Haruhi
* Haruhi pats...
* Tamaki_Suoh remembers that he and Haruhi are alone...
< Tamaki_Suoh> Hey Haruhi wanan go out on a date? 8D
* Trekkie_Monster barges in on Haruhi and tamaki
< Tamaki_Suoh> O-O
< Trekkie_Monster> THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
* Trekkie_Monster leaves
< Haruhi> O.o
*** Kate_Monster has quit (Quit: Kate_Monster)
*** Trekkie_Monster is now known as NPC_33
*** Anon1294 has joined #hellcon
< Kadaj> >.>
*** Kadaj is now known as The_Cookie_Monster
< Tamaki_Suoh> O-O
< Tamaki_Suoh> COOKIE MONSTER!!! 8D
< The_Cookie_Monster> :D
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< NPC_33> Nice weather isn't it?
* The_Cookie_Monster devours cookies
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* Tamaki_Suoh huggles Cookie Monster
< NPC_33> Nice weather isn't it?
*** Anon5351 has quit (Client exited)
< Tamaki_Suoh> The Cookie Monster is my hero!!! T-T
< Tamaki_Suoh> but...um...*cough*..yeah
< NPC_33> Nice weather isn't it?
< Tamaki_Suoh> So wanna go on a date Haruhi? 8D
*** Anon1718 has joined #hellcon
*** NPC_33 is now known as GWBush
< GWBush> NUKULAR
*** Anon1718 is now known as Cheney
*** Tifa_ is now known as Meriel
< Haruhi> Not right now, Tamaki-sempai
< Cheney> dance, puppet. dance
< Tamaki_Suoh> D=
* GWBush points to map
< GWBush> NUKE THEM
* Haruhi distracted
* Tamaki_Suoh angsts in a corner
*** GWBush is now known as ghost
* Cheney calls the right people
* ghost grabs Tamaki and Haruhi and smacks their heads together.
< ghost> ROMANCE DAMMIT
< Tamaki_Suoh> ...ow
*** Cheney is now known as Romance
< Romance> you know you want me
* ghost glares at Romance
< ghost> Do something about these two
< Romance> hmmmmmm
< ghost> They are Seiously getting on my nerves
* ghost shakes walking cane
* Romance tickles haruhi
* Romance pokes tamaki
< Romance> nope. nope. I'm powerless.
< ghost> .....
< Romance> my brother, cluelessness has his hold on them
< Tamaki_Suoh> HARUHI!! WE MUST GO OUT ON A DATE!!!
*** ghost is now known as Cluelessness
* Tamaki_Suoh grabs Haruhi and runs off
< Cluelessness> You called sister?
< Cluelessness> ...DAMMIT
< Cluelessness> YOU DISTRACTED ME
< Cluelessness> >O
< Romance> Oh! I was just talking about you.
* The_Cookie_Monster melts from a fluff fic
< Romance> sorry
< Cluelessness> Don't distract me.
< Cluelessness> Those two were MEANT to be cluless.
< Cluelessness> Stupid ghost
* Romance pouts in corner and all the love in the world takes a hiatus
*** Romance is now known as France
* Cluelessness Romance
*** Cluelessness is now known as Romance
< France> WHAT IN ZE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?
* Romance goes off to read Fluff fics
*** Haruhi is now known as Jiah
*** The_Cookie_Monster is now known as Canada
< Jiah> OH MY GOD
< Jiah> XDDD
< Jiah> Haruhi was clueless
*** Romance is now known as England
*** Tamaki_Suoh is now known as snakes
*** France is now known as Japan
*** Japan is now known as Plane
* snakes goes on a plane
< England> DAMMIT
*** Canada is now known as Swtizerland
*** England is now known as Russia
< snakes> WHEEEEEE!!! 8D
* Swtizerland remains neutral
< Russia> PROTECT ZE MOTHERLAND
* Russia fires nukes
* Plane has snakes on it
*** Russia is now known as Samuel_L_Jackson
*** Swtizerland is now known as North
* Samuel_L_Jackson goes on the Plane
* Samuel_L_Jackson sees Snakes
*** North is now known as Norht_Korea
< Samuel_L_Jackson> I've HAD it with these Motherfucking Snakes!
* Samuel_L_Jackson shoots snakes
< Plane> wow..I've...I've never been in such a presence Mr. jackson...
* snakes die
*** Norht_Korea is now known as North_Korea
< North_Korea> FINALLY
* North_Korea fires nukes at everyone
*** Samuel_L_Jackson is now known as USA
*** snakes is now known as Kaoru
< USA> OH NOES
< USA> RUN AWAY
< North_Korea> BWAHAHA
< Jiah> OH.
* USA invades France
< North_Korea> FEAR OUR NUKES
*** Plane is now known as California
*** USA is now known as Russia
< Russia> No
< Russia> We refuse
< North_Korea> WE WANT POWER, BITCHES >O
* Russia fires nukes at everyone including North Korea
< Russia> WE HAVE MORE NUKES THAN YOU
< Kaoru> Hikaru! Where have you gone? ;-;
< Jiah> AWW
< Jiah> HIKARU
< Russia> IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE POWER OWNS J00!
< Jiah> HIKARU ;-;
* North_Korea fires nukes and explodes Russia to bits
< Jiah> HE WAS SO ANGRY
< Jiah> ;-;
* Russia Wipes North Korea off the face of the planet
* California doesn't understand the country it's in
*** Russia is now known as Largo
< Kaoru> HIKARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~
* Largo is naked
< Jiah> Awww
< Jiah> Hikaru
* Largo is also fixing a computer
< Jiah> You're so angsting...
< Jiah> And sexy...
* Kaoru angsts from lack of Hikaru loving
*** California is now known as Computer_of_Largo
< Largo> Ph34r M4h N3kk1d L33t Sk!llz!
*** North_Korea is now known as Arnold
< Arnold> ...ARGH
< Kaoru> I want my Hikaru ;-;
< Jiah> ((I'll be your HIkaru after this))
< Arnold> damn underscores
< Computer_of_Largo> hey baby. wanna overclock me?
* Computer_of_Largo wiggles at Largo
< Largo> ...
< Jiah> ((I PROMISE :D))
* Largo stares
< Kaoru> ((okay XD))
*** Arnold is now known as Arnold_Swartzanager
* Largo goes off to hunt down Miho
* Computer_of_Largo sparks a little
< Arnold_Swartzanager> >.>
*** Kaoru is now known as Pasta
* Largo does this because sh obviously messed with his hardware. AGAIN.
< Largo> *she
*** Delirium is now known as WrkSux
< Computer_of_Largo> ((schwarzenegger...))
< Pasta> Wasnt episode 16 awesome Jiah? 8D
*** Arnold_Swartzanager is now known as Chels
*** Computer_of_Largo is now known as Spoiler
*** Largo is now known as Fuzz
< Jiah> I'm not finished yet
< Spoiler> ROCKS FALL! EVERYONE DIES!!
< Pasta> I think the Hikaru/Haruhi scene was overdone though, because I heard it wasnt as dramatic in the manga
< Spoiler>
< Pasta> oh...okie then
*** Fuzz is now known as Spoiler_For_Every_Anime_Ever_M
< Spoiler_For_Every_Anime_Ever_M> Everybody dies :D
*** Spoiler_For_Every_Anime_Ever_M is now known as Fuzz
< WrkSux> snirk
< Pasta> Thats a lie! No one died in Ouran! D<
*** Fuzz is now known as DEATH
< DEATH> EVERYBODY DIES AT SOME POINT
*** Chels is now known as CAKE
< Pasta> NUUUUUUU
*** Spoiler is now known as Deathcake
< Jiah> LFMAO
< Jiah> TAMAKI YOU SPAZZ
< DEATH> I'D BE SORRY IF I COULD (I CAN'T) BUT IT IS TRUE
< CAKE> Deathcake :O
< CAKE> L likes cake
*** Pasta is now known as Death_Note
*** Deathcake is now known as omgwtflolbbqpolarbearwd40
*** CAKE is now known as L
*** Death_Note is now known as Light
*** DEATH is now known as Fourty-Two
< omgwtflolbbqpolarbearwd40> I AM CRACK TYPOGRAFIED!
< Fourty-Two> I am the answer
* L hancuffs himself to Light
< Light> O=!!
*** omgwtflolbbqpolarbearwd40 is now known as Deep_Thought
< Fourty-Two> Hello Father
< L> YOU'RE KIRA >O!!
* Deep_Thought is not powerful enough to compute the Question
* L eats cake
< Deep_Thought> hello son.
< Light> PROVE THAT I AM! D<
*** Fourty-Two is now known as Mice
< Mice> Sq33k
< Deep_Thought> have you seen your mother? earth was supposed to come up with her
< L> I WILL. ONCE I FNISH MY CAKE.
*** Mice is now known as Aurthur_Dent
< Aurthur_Dent> EARTH WAS DESTROYED
< Aurthur_Dent> On a THURSDAY no less
*** Deep_Thought is now known as Ford_Prefect
< Aurthur_Dent> I never could get the hang of thursdays
* Light secretly writes Clark Kent in Death Note
< Aurthur_Dent> Is there any tea in this chat?
< WrkSux> !!
< WrkSux> ... can the Death Note kill Superman?
* L sees Clark Kent
* Ford_Prefect hands Arthur a beer
* Aurthur_Dent nods
< Aurthur_Dent> Thank you Ford, I needed that
* Aurthur_Dent proceeds to get ripped
< Ford_Prefect> you're welcome. and now for the Arthur Dent Entry.
* Ford_Prefect types up a Guide entry on the 2nd to last human ever
< Aurthur_Dent> ....Please don't tell me I have more of an entry than the Earth
< Aurthur_Dent> I think I might break down...
< Ford_Prefect> in that case...you don't have a longer entry than the earth
*** Light is now known as Scar
< Aurthur_Dent> ...what does it say?
< Superman> XDDDDDDDDDDD OMG A BATMAN MUSICAL
*** Scar is now known as Pasta
< Ford_Prefect> you want the truth or the sanity-saving lie?
< Ford_Prefect> ((OMG I KNOW!))
*** Pasta is now known as Light
< Ford_Prefect> ((to superman))
< Aurthur_Dent> truth plz?
< Superman> ((when the heck did that happen??))
< Light> WTF...The Death Note was supposed to kill Clark Kent D<
< Ford_Prefect> ((dunno. I saw it in Scans_Daily))
* Superman IS *SO* *TOTALLY* NOT Clark Kent >.>***
*** Ford_Prefect is now known as Scans_Daily
*** Aurthur_Dent is now known as Fandom_Wank
< Superman> XD I love Scans_Daily
* Light writes down Clark Kent in Death Note
< Scans_Daily> I'm filled with slash fun!!
< Superman> I just saw that post
< Fandom_Wank> I have Wank
* Scans_Daily feels loves
< Fandom_Wank> Lots and lots of it
< Fandom_Wank> And my users laugh at it
< L> Aw man, I gotta go D:
*** WrkSux is now known as FM_A
* Fandom_Wank glares in Ed's Direction
* FM_A ZOMGPHEARME
* Fandom_Wank glares in the direction of FM_A
*** Light is now known as Edward_Elric
< Fandom_Wank> I remember YOU
* FM_A dances all over F_W
< Edward_Elric> O.O
* Fandom_Wank eats FM_A
< FM_A> for breakfast!?
< Edward_Elric> OH NOEZ..NOT THE WANK!!!
< Fandom_Wank> For a Snack
* Superman dies
*** Scans_Daily is now known as fmadub_chat
* FM_A is sad
*** Fandom_Wank is now known as Hellcon
< FM_A> dammit
< FM_A> X D
< Superman> X___x did I at least... kill... Doomsday..?
< Meriel> ....XD WTF YOU GUYS? XD
*** FM_A is now known as Hellcon_
* Superman is ded
< Hellcon> .....
* Hellcon_ eats fmadub_chat
< Hellcon> HEY
* Hellcon eats Hellcon_
< Hellcon_> EEP
< Hellcon> POSER WITH A _
* fmadub_chat is eaten twice
*** Hellcon is now known as _
< fmadub_chat> ow
hellcon No such nick/channel
< _> Hm
< _> This is odd
< Meriel> http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=92098&ran=179991 <===That makes me sad. and mad.
< _> I do not appear to have a name
*** L is now known as Herpes
*** _ is now known as Aids
< Aids> I spread faster than Herpes
*** fmadub_chat is now known as Syphilis
< Herpes> Yeah, but all the cool kids get me
< Aids> Hmph
< Aids> The lead singer of Queen Died from me
< Syphilis> srsly
< Herpes> aw, gotta go D:
< Herpes> bye guys <3333
* Aids waves
*** Herpes has quit (Quit: Xelium PJIRC client: http://network.xelium.net/chat.php)
*** Hellcon_ is now known as Common_Cold
< Common_Cold> YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME
*** Aids is now known as Life
*** Edward_Elric is now known as Envy
< Jiah> Awww... Haruhi...
< Life> Much simpler
* Envy sings
< Life> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlkM1uARkc
< Life> Watch that :D
< Envy> Oh I'm a homunculi and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day!
< Life> (Slightly NWS?)
*** Syphilis has quit (Client exited)
* Common_Cold winz



best lines from the whole thing?

< Edward_Elric> Who or what's a superman??
< Government> like you, only taller.
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I've been kind of MIA on LJ for a bit (and when I'm not, I'm only checking key places for certain fic continuations for the most part)... where on IRC is the room?
#hellcon @ irc.xelium.net

We also have a java client on the site, just in case X D