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WTF!Crack!

So Taco and I are crazy. We already knew this though. This is our chat transcript from yesterday.


TacoAi: REWO.
TacoAi: REWOREWOREWOOMG
Rewo: ... Dude. That says "rewore" hee hee
TacoAi: XDDDD
Rewo: TACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOOOOOOOOOOO
TacoAi: ZOMG.
Rewo: HI!
*** TacoAi is now known as CRACKWHORE
CRACKWHORE: Buwahahahaaaa.
*** CRACKWHORE is now known as HELLCON_CRACKWHORE
*** Rewo is now known as GATEBABEHS
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE: OMGLAWL HI HOWDY, GATEBEBEHS!
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE: 8D
GATEBABEHS: WAIT... ARE THERE TWO OR THREE 'B'S IN THAT?
GATEBABEHS: OMG LIKE HI HELLCON_CRACKWHORE!
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE: =O w00t, rusty text.
GATEBABEHS: Yush!
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE: YOSH!
* HELLCON_CRACKWHORE acts like Rock Lee
* HELLCON_CRACKWHORE acts like Rock Lee ... ON CRACK.
GATEBABEHS: .... That dude from Naruto who wants to be like his sensei?
* GATEBABEHS gasps
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE YOSH!
* HELLCON_CRACKWHORE is shot
* HELLCON_CRACKWHORE needs CPR or somethin'
GATEBABEHS: OMG! I DON'T KNOW CPR! I KNOW... ESPN! NO... ESP! YES THAT'S IT!
GATEBABEHS: AND I KNOW 911!
GATEBABEHS: AND STAR 69!
* GATEBABEHS FLAILS
* HELLCON_CRACKWHORE revives
HELLCON_CRACKWHORE: Meh, all of it is useless anyway. -shrug-
*** HELLCON_CRACKWHORE is now known as HINATA_HYUUGA_OF_DOOM
HINATA_HYUUGA_OF_DOOM: Ooooooh yes.
GATEBABEHS: OH MY
*** HINATA_HYUUGA_OF_DOOM is now known as P_A_N_D_A
*** GATEBABEHS is now known as THEGAME
THEGAME: MWA HAHAHAHA
*** P_A_N_D_A is now known as I_LOST_THE_GAME
THEGAME: YOU LOST ME?!
* THEGAME WAILS
* I_LOST_THE_GAME .... lost the game.
*** THEGAME is now known as MeanMisterMustard
MeanMisterMustard: This is rather random...
*** I_LOST_THE_GAME is now known as MrPoofyPajamaPants
MrPoofyPajamaPants: So is this.
MeanMisterMustard: Yush....
*** MeanMisterMustard is now known as BobtheBuilder
BobtheBuilder: CAN WE FIX IT?!
BobtheBuilder: YES WE CAN!
*** MrPoofyPajamaPants is now known as YELLOW_TELLETUBBY
YELLOW_TELLETUBBY: UH-OH!
*** BobtheBuilder is now known as SpongebobSquarepants
*** YELLOW_TELLETUBBY is now known as SHASHUKE
SpongebobSquarepants: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
SpongebobSquarepants: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
SHASHUKE: .... You do, you idiot.
SpongebobSquarepants: I DOOOO?
* SHASHUKE emos in a pineapple under the sea
SpongebobSquarepants: YOU NEED A KRABBY PATTY!
SHASHUKE: Shut. The Hell Up. You Stalker.
* SpongebobSquarepants gasps
SpongebobSquarepants: YOU SAID ONE OF THE FORBIDDEN WORDS!
SpongebobSquarepants: I'M TELLING MR. KRAB!
*** SHASHUKE is now known as PatrickTheStarfish
SpongebobSquarepants: PATRICK!
PatrickTheStarfish: LET'S HAVE a YAOI MOMENT!
SpongebobSquarepants: IN.... BIKINI BOTTOM?!
* SpongebobSquarepants: HAS SUBTEXT!BUTTSEX WITH PATRICKTHESTARFISH
* PatrickTheStarfish: IMPLIED!BUTTSEX!
*** PatrickTheStarfish is now known as SasukeUchiha
SasukeUchiha: I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be, you'd be nonconforming too if you were JUST LIKE ME!
*** SasukeUchiha is now known as SakuraHaruno
*** SpongebobSquarepants is now known as Kakashi
Kakashi: YAY! PRON!
SakuraHaruno: O. M. G.
Kakashi: (Ok, so I know nothing of Naruto)
SakuraHaruno: I HAVE AN INNER SELF?! OMG SINCE WHEEEN?! OMG SASUKE WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ON ME?
*** Kakashi is now known as Naruto
Naruto: SAKURA! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE
SakuraHaruno: BECAUSE I'M SECRETLY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH KANKURO FROM THE SAND VILLAGE.
Naruto: I HAVE CUTE LITTLE WHISKERS! YOU SHOULD LOVE ON ME!
*** SakuraHaruno is now known as HinataHyuuga
Naruto: DAILY! AND NIGHTLY!
HinataHyuuga: .....
* HinataHyuuga is quiet ... silent ... and overly adorable.
* HinataHyuuga loves Naruto.
* HinataHyuuga thinks Naruto-kun will never notice. D:
Naruto: .........
*** Naruto is now known as Armstrong
*** HinataHyuuga is now known as Brosh
Armstrong: LET ME DEMONSTRATE THE TECHNIQUE OF NOT-SO-SUBLE LOVE THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION!
Brosh: ...... LIEUTENANT ROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!! T^T
Armstrong: ************
* Brosh: chews the hell out of a hat
*** Armstrong is now known as Maria
Maria: HOHENHEIM IS SOOOO HANDSOME!
*** Brosh is now known as Hoenheim
* Hoenheim flirts with Ross
*** Hoenheim is now known as Brosh
Maria: <3333
Brosh: . . . .
Maria: HE'S SO SEXY!
Maria: I WOULD TOTALLY DO HIM!
* Brosh CHEWS THE HELL OUT OF THAT DAMN HAT.
Maria: RIHT HERE!
Maria: IN FRONT OF BROSH!
Maria: ON THIS VERY TABLE!
* Maria goes starry eyed
* Brosh: SOBS MORE AND GRABS A HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO CHEW THE HELL OUT OF
*** Maria is now known as Winry
Winry: Wow, so you look like an older Ed...
*** Brosh is now known as Edward
Winry: (no no! Go back to Brosh!)
Edward: .... WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO INCREDIBLY HANDSOME THAT--- .... WINRY, WHAT THE HELL?
*** Edward is now known as Brosh
* Winry grabs Brosh and drags him behind her worktable while calling him "OLDER!EDWARD!"
Winry: *cue explicit noises*
* Brosh: is going being raped by Winry
*** Brosh is now known as Edward
Winry: EDWARD!
Edward: ..... T^T WHAT THE HELL, WINRY?!
* Winry smacks Ed with a wrench
* Edward is smacked
Edward: .....
* Edward = KO!
Winry: YOU'RE RUINING THIS FOR ME! BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BETWEEN US SINCE YOU HAVE EMOTION PROBLEMS!
Edward: ...... @-@ Wiiiiinry ....
Edward: DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME THE WRITING STAFF! Dx
Winry: YOU'RE SO INLOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER THAT YOU ONLY NOTICE ME WHEN YOU NEED AUTOMAIL REPAAAAAIIIIIR!
*** Winry is now known as Psiren
Psiren: Hello, Edward. Would you like to see my vast cleavage again?
Psiren: (XDDDD)
Psiren: (I am so sick in the head)
Edward: ( XDD YOU ARE. )
Edward: Yes, please. T^T I can't see Winry's, because she has no faith in her dear protagonist.
* Psiren: slowly unzips her outfit showing...
Edward: ( ANOTHER VEST. )
Psiren: AN OUROBORUS TATTOO!
* Edward = LIEKZOMG
Edward: PSIREN! YOU LIIIIIIIIE TO ME!
Edward: I don't wanna see your smelly tattoo! Even IF your boobs are hawt!
* Psiren: wibbles
*** Edward is now known as Brosh
* Brosh STILL PINES FOR MARIA ROSS
* Psiren grabs Brosh and crushes him with her BOOB!SMASH


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